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PedigreeChallenged
 Best in Group Posts:1001
 | | 12/21/2007 11:33 AM |
| | 1. Get present from locked closet.
2. Get wrapping supplies from hiding spot in the guest room.
3. Trip over dog(s) en route to wrapping area.
4. Unroll paper on coffee table.
5. Push dog(s)'s nose off coffee table.
6. Place gift atop the paper.
7. Abandon wrapping efforts to find tape.
8. Trip over dog(s) after finding tape, while returning to wrap.
9. Remove other dog(s) from sofa so you can sit while you wrap.
10. Push dog(s)'s nose off the coffee table.
11. Wipe drool off of gift.
12. Push dog's nose off the table.
13. Look for scissors. Pull from under dog.
14. Try to cut wet paper, while pushing dog's nose away.
15. Give dog(s) treat, in an effort to get them out of the way.
16. Cut paper quickly.
17. Reach for tape where you left it. Grab dog nose/leg/ear.
18. Wipe hand on pants while shooing dog(s) away.
19. Wipe "cookie" crumbs and drool from gift.
20. Get tape from under dog.
21. Tear hairy tape off of roll.
22. Push dog nose away.
23. Tape part of package.
24. Push dog out of lap.
25. Tape more.
26. Give up on tape - it only slows down the unwrapping process.
27. Look for gift tag.
28. Find piece of tag in dog's mouth.
29. Give up on tag - they'll know it's from you anyway.
Happy Holidays to All!!!!!! | | | |
| cathyam76
 Best of Breed Posts:385
 | | 12/21/2007 9:54 PM |
| Love it, love it, love it!!
At this rate, you'll have to start wrapping presents on top of your refrigerator...
Cathy and the Crew | | | |
| LASSIE47
 Best of Breed Posts:281
 | | 12/22/2007 4:52 PM |
| | HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL MY FRIENDS AT AA.. HOPE 2008 IS A GREAT YEAR FOR EVERYONE.... (((((((( hugs helen & lassie)))))))
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| Zig_Kat
 Best in Group Posts:656
 | | 12/22/2007 5:22 PM |
| | I am going to have to wrap some stuff in a few, except I hope to get a hand with keeping the beasts *cough* I mean dogs busy elsewhere. | | | |
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