OKarin
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 | | 03/03/2007 8:15 PM |
| quote:
Originally posted by drambuie
In Kentucky, it's illegal to marry your wife's grandmother.
It would be interesting to find out what sparked this law. I'm having really bad visuals. | | | |
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NHdeb
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| | 03/04/2007 2:50 PM |
| | In NH :Any cattle that crosses state roads must be fitted with a device to gather its feces. | | | |
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UBS_Mom
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| | 03/04/2007 3:21 PM |
| - A tiger's skin is striped too- not just the fur
-women blink 50% more than men
and NHDeb- are you serious???  ...what a sight that must be | | | |
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drambuie
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| | 04/07/2007 9:15 AM |
| | William Howard Taft was the first golfer to become president.
The word "sermon" does not appear in the bible.
On average, American males spend 11.4 minutes taking a shower.
Females take 13 minutes.
Male seals don't eat during mating season.(Too many other things on their minds.)
Like cats, Brahma bulls purr when there happy.
You'd have to walk five miles to burn off the caloties of a single hot fudge sundae. | | | |
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Averagejoe
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| | 04/07/2007 6:51 PM |
| | Saw a bumper sticker once that read.. So many cats so few recipes... My dog liked that one... | | | |
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UBS_Mom
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| | 04/08/2007 9:49 AM |
| Winston Churchill was born in a ladies bathroom at a dance...true story | | | |
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drambuie
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| | 04/09/2007 1:38 PM |
| | According to one estimate, Ben Franklin had 24 illegitimate children.
Jesse James issued his own press releases.
There is no rice in rice paper.
Smokey the Bear has his own zip code: 20252
First car to offer seatbelts: the 1950 Nash Rambler
England's Queen Victoria smoked marijuana to cure her cramps. | | | |
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UBS_Mom
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| | 04/10/2007 9:28 AM |
| "England's Queen Victoria smoked marijuana to cure her cramps."
Wow Dram, that sure beats Midol 
here's another...
In 1880's England, "pants" was a dirty word | | | |
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drambuie
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| | 04/10/2007 7:08 PM |
| | I want to know where Winston Churchill was conceived ?
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Newfs
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| | 04/10/2007 8:57 PM |
| Originally posted by drambuie
I want to know where Winston Churchill was conceived ?
Dram, in the Mens bathroom___ | | | |
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drambuie
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| | 04/10/2007 9:27 PM |
| | Lemons contain more sugar than strawberries.
one 75 watt lightbulb, provides more light then three 25 watt lightbulbs
The state capital of Texas has been moved 15 times.
The average American, consumes 87 hot dogs per year.
Newfs, are you sure?
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Max_Mayhem
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| | 04/11/2007 9:00 AM |
| Drambuie - how high can a snail jump? How about an earthworm? Snakes? Turtles? How about centipedes, with all those legs they must be really impressive jumpers 
Re: oddball laws - last I heard, Indiana still has a law on the books that requires anyone driving a car at night must have someone walking 150 ft ahead and holding a lighted lantern. Must be tough to do at 70 pmh - I think I'll stick to riding my jumping snail | | | |
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PedigreeChallenged
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| | 04/12/2007 6:27 PM |
| | Take 60 seconds to do this. I guarantee you will show someone else, it's too funny not to.
1. Go to www.google.com
2. Click on "Maps"
3. Click on "Get Directions"
4. Type "New York" in the first box (the from box)
5. Type "London" in the second box (the to box)
6. Click on "Get Directions"
7. Scroll down to step #23 | | | |
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Zig_Kat
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| | 04/12/2007 6:30 PM |
| | lmaoooooooooooooooooooo
Too Funny
*passing it on* | | | |
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Brennan
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| | 04/12/2007 9:50 PM |
| | Now why is it that I can go from Rickreall to London or Rome, but I cannot get directions to Honolulu? | | | |
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drambuie
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| | 04/13/2007 1:13 PM |
| | Dang, thats a long swim. | | | |
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drambuie
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| | 04/15/2007 5:24 PM |
| | When Burglurs Break into a home ,
The first place they go to is the master bedroom.
Think about it !!! | | | |
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PedigreeChallenged
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| | 04/18/2007 7:01 PM |
| | Just a fun little test:
http://vn247.net/flash/Color-and-Me.swf | | | |
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PedigreeChallenged
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| | 04/18/2007 7:05 PM |
| | In the Chicago Tribune today about the Google Map directions
(so Brennan - guess you can't get to Honolulu hehehe)
Long-distance sense of humor
Steve Johnson
Published April 18, 2007
Last week I wrote about Google's penchant for coming up with elaborately witty April Fool's jokes, usually revolving around a fake product announcement, such as the 2006 dating service, Google Romance.
An alert blog reader pointed me to a better one I hadn't seen and the proof that Google has the best sense of humor of any multibillion-dollar company.
Go to the first-rate Google Maps (maps.google.com) and ask for driving directions from New York to London.
It tells you the journey will take 29 days, 10 hours. That's ten hours for the driving and 29 days, according to Google Maps, for step No. 23. Right after No. 22, "Turn right at Long Wharf 0.1 mi," it tells you to "Swim across the Atlantic Ocean 3,462 mi." | | | |
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drambuie
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| | 04/23/2007 4:51 PM |
| | Bela Lugosi was buried in the cape he wore as Dracula.
It takes seven standard shuffles to thoroughly mix a 52 card deck of cards.
Parrot tongue and ostrich brains were considered delicacies in the Roman Empire.
Movie star Errol Flynn once worked on an Australian sheep ranch, castrating sheep with his teeth. | | | |
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