basenjidad
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 | | 10/12/2005 6:06 PM |
| | Random Thoughts From A Demented Dog Lover
1.- Don't take Life to seriously, it isn't permanent
2.- Remember,half the people you know are below average.
3.- A good friend will come and bail you out of jail,but a true friend will be
sitting next to you saying--"Damm that was fun!"
ENJOY | | | |
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nlajoi
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| | 10/13/2005 8:00 AM |
| | This all sounds about right. I am a native of California, but I have lived in the mid-west a great deal of the time. Some of the laws are pretty backwards!! |
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basenjidad
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| | 10/13/2005 3:03 PM |
| | More Ramblings
May the light always find you on a dreary day,
When you need to be home,may you find your way.
May you always have courage to take a chance,
And never find Frogs in your underpants. | | | |
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drambuie
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| | 12/11/2005 11:06 AM |
| | Even at a Mensa convention,
someone is the dumbest person in the room. | | | |
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drambuie
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| | 12/25/2005 9:07 PM |
| | In MA if Christmas falls on Sunday.
The liquor stores must stay closed on the following Monday.
And it is enforced. | | | |
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drambuie
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| | 12/26/2005 2:52 PM |
| | Bumper sticker.
Dogs come when there called.
Cats have answering machines. | | | |
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quicksand32_bradley
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| | 12/27/2005 11:06 AM |
| | Here is one The IRS spelled together spells Theirs. | | | |
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drambuie
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| | 05/01/2006 8:59 PM |
| | In Lynch Heights, Delaware, a women filed for divorce because her husband " regularly put itching powder in her underware when she wasn't looking"
In Honolulu, Hawaii, a man filed for divorce from his wife, because she "served pea soup for breakfast and dinner ... and packed his lunch with pea sandwiches." | | | |
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drambuie
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| | 05/01/2006 9:04 PM |
| | First American to have plumbing installed in his home.
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, 1840
In Cleveland, Ohio, it's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license. | | | |
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drambuie
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| | 05/07/2006 7:06 AM |
| | Like a roll of toilet paper, Life goes faster at the end. | | | |
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BIGDAWG
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| | 05/07/2006 9:07 AM |
| OF ALL MY RELATIONS ,I LIKE SEX BEST | | | |
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OKarin
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| | 05/07/2006 10:36 AM |
| I can't believe I haven't read this message board before. So much useful information. 
You blow in a dog's face and he hates it but in the car he sticks his head out in the 60 mph wind and grins like crazy. I don't get it. | | | |
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BIGDAWG
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| | 05/07/2006 2:06 PM |
| quote:
Originally posted by okarin
I can't believe I haven't read this message board before. So much useful information.
You blow in a dog's face and he hates it but in the car he sticks his head out in the 60 mph wind and grins like crazy. I don't get it.
Those grins  disapper quickly when dog gets hit ![](/images/icon_smile_blackeye.gifborder="0") with road debris (lil rocks are like small caliber ammunition at 60mph) or a june bug or a bumble bee or that pole u drove to close too at 60 mph .Just somethings to think about before you roll that window down letting the wind blow thru your Dogs nostrils and hair.Accidents happen so roll the window up so the head dont blow in the breeze.Your dog just might thank you someday.
Now is he really grinning or is his face being contorted by the wind speed.
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drambuie
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| | 06/06/2006 10:11 AM |
| | William Baldwin wrote the first english novel in 1553.
Its Title: BEWARE THE CAT | | | |
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PittieLove
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| | 06/06/2006 7:10 PM |
| | I've always wanted to go to Maine. It seems like a cool state. They have good animal laws....and I love lobster. | | | |
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mastifflove
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| | 06/12/2006 2:32 PM |
| | OMG I am laughing so hard I almost fell off the chair!!!! | | | |
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drambuie
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| | 02/28/2007 3:00 PM |
| | Consttipation kills more fruit flies than any other ailment.
Elephants can"t jump. Every other animal can.
Not one adult has ever appeared in a Peanuts cartoon strip.
Wild West trivia: Billy the KId was buried in a shirt five sizes to big.
Its against the law to drink beer in Cedar City, Utah, if your shoelaces are untied.
Weight loss tip: Melting an ice cube in your mouth burns about 2.3 calories | | | |
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drambuie
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| | 03/01/2007 7:11 PM |
| | March 2nd is Texas Independance Day
WAA HOO | | | |
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UBS_Mom
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| | 03/01/2007 9:23 PM |
| | - In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak
- your eyes are the same size from you birth until your death, but your nose never stops growing (even when you don't lie:)
- baby's don't have kneecaps- they don't totally develop until between 2-3 years of age.... | | | |
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drambuie
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| | 03/03/2007 1:38 PM |
| | The American Robin isn't a robin, Its a thrush.
It's illegal to ship live mice through the U.S. mail.
Napolen Bonaparte was afraid of cats.
In 1913, the income tax on $4,000 was 1 cent. ( how things have changed)
In Kentucky, it's illegal to marry your wife's grandmother. | | | |
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