drambuie
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 | | 03/23/2005 8:51 AM |
| | Yes Dear, do you know where Millard or Papillion are.
I have a niece that lives in that area. | | | |
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drambuie
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| | 03/23/2005 9:18 AM |
| | In Gloucester, MA at the Statue of the Gloucester Fisherman, there is sign that says " No Snow Allowed" when I was there last there was at least a foot plus of snow.
Someone better tell the town fathers someone is not obeying the law. | | | |
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labdp
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| | 03/23/2005 10:25 AM |
| Yes, I do know the Millard and Papillion areas of town well.
Hmmmmmmm, guess if I had to pick just one term of endearment I'd go with Honey. Is that ok with you Dear?  | | | |
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drambuie
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| | 03/23/2005 12:41 PM |
| | Yes Honey!! | | | |
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Dani5676
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| | 03/25/2005 7:16 AM |
| | In Rochester, Michigan you will find the home of Oakland University. Of course with any University there are a few fraternities, and a few sororities. And OU has a few Frat houses, but strangely enough no Sororities Houses. Why – you might ask? Well there is a law that if more than 5 women are living together it is considered a brothel. And a brothel is obviously illegal! | | | |
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drambuie
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| | 03/25/2005 11:41 PM |
| | Do they have any convents there.
Last I heard they were all women | | | |
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drambuie
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| | 06/13/2005 12:16 PM |
| | Did you know that 28 percent of all home injury's in the summer are caused by yard work. | | | |
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adia2
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| | 06/13/2005 8:31 PM |
| I heard that dolphins actually enjoy sex! They have orgazims! True, that is what I heard. Tsk, tsk to whomever was watching to find this out! A little privacy, please. | | | |
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jakeysmom
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| | 06/14/2005 10:49 AM |
| hehe@adia - interesting facts!!
As for injury doing yard work Im definitely one of the 28% last year - cut up my "middle" finger with the hedgeclipps..OUCHIE!!!!!
Have a good day all!!!! | | | |
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labdp
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| | 06/14/2005 12:10 PM |
| | I get eye strain when the mowing crew does the lawn - does this count??
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jakeysmom
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| | 06/14/2005 2:15 PM |
| | LOL@Nancy - thats what Im talking about....Yard Boys...need to find me a few..and Id gladly endore the eye strain!! LOL | | | |
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yukisdad
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| | 06/14/2005 2:34 PM |
| | I have found it odd when construction crews put up that orange plastic fencing, accompanied by a sign that reads "TREE PROTECTION AREA". Funny, how they are always CUTTING DOWN trees in that area!! | | | |
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yukisdad
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| | 06/14/2005 2:37 PM |
| | Has anyone ever picked up some dry cleaning? The plastic bag reads "WARNING, THIS IS NOT A TOY!" Don't you believe if it were, someone would have marketed it and made millions of dollars? | | | |
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bigsaint
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| | 06/14/2005 4:21 PM |
| | That is like the buckets with a picture of a kid getting stuck in them. If you want to keep a kid out of the bucket you shouldn't give them a demonstration | | | |
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basenjidad
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| | 06/15/2005 7:13 PM |
| | Do Draft Dodgers Have Reunions?
If so, What Do They Talk About?
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Barbsie
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| | 06/26/2005 5:28 PM |
|  Have you ever heard this one? "She's so ugly she'd make a freight train take a dirt road"? Yes I know it's sexist...I'm a woman! But some are so cute...Like, do you know how many men it takes to change the toilet paper roll?...Nobody knows, it's never been done! How many Presbyterians does it take to change a light bulb?
None, Prebyterians don't like change! How many Baptists does it take
to change a light bulb? Three, one to plan the covered dish event,
one to hold the ladder & of course, one to do the deed!  | | | |
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Barbsie
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| | 06/26/2005 5:34 PM |
| | In Texas, we used to be able to buy beer and wine after noon(still can)...but no baby bottles, diapers, or such...they actually had the areas taped off! Blue Laws,I think!They're history,thank God! | | | |
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drambuie
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| | 06/26/2005 7:12 PM |
| | I am offended by that
I change the toilet paper roll all the time.
Barbsie, are you sure you didn't mean Blondes
How do you take your Baptist buddy fishing and not have him drink all your beer?
Take another Baptist with you, they won't drink in front of each other. | | | |
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taffy341
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| | 06/30/2005 7:23 AM |
| | How does a 'believer' walk on water???....?{
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(show them where the 'stones' are under the water...LOL)
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beaglesmom
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| | 07/03/2005 7:02 PM |
| | AN EXPLANATION OF LIFE
On the 1st day God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door
of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks passed. I will
give you a life span of 20 years".
The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me 10 years and I'll
give you back the other 10". So God agreed.
On the 2nd day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people, do
monkey tricks, and make them laugh. I'll give you a 20 year life span".
The monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for 20 years? I don't think
so. Dog gave you back 10, so that's what I'll do too, okay?" And God
agreed.
On the 3rd day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to the field
with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves, and
give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of 60
years".
The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for 60
years. Let me have 20 and I'll give you back the other 40". And God
agreed again.
On the 4th day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and
enjoy your life. I'll give you 20 years".
The man said, "What?, Only 20 years! Tell you what, I'll take my 20, and
the 40 the cow gave back and the 10 the monkey gave back and the 10 the
dog gave back, that makes 80, okay?" "Okay", said God, "You've got a
deal".
So that is why the first 20 years we eat, sleep, play, and enjoy
ourselves; for the next 40 years we slave in the sun to support our
family; for the next 10 years we do monkey tricks to entertain the
grandchildren; and for the last 10 years we sit on the front porch and
bark at everyone.
Life has now been explained to you. | | | |
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