Lobstah
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 | | 10/16/2007 1:58 PM |
| | The skeleton stood up and shook itself off ... | | | |
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lincod
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| | 10/16/2007 3:03 PM |
| | ...it was wondering what had awoken it from it's long deep sleep?
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UBS_Mom
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| | 10/16/2007 9:57 PM |
| | After it stretched and put a couple metacarpals back in place, he decided to take a walk...Boney was his name and... | | | |
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Brennan
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| | 10/16/2007 10:31 PM |
| | ...scaring little kids was his game, which was good because he was quite ugly and scary by all accounts, which while helpful in scaring kids, but did nothing for Boney's self esteem. | | | |
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lincod
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| | 10/17/2007 1:36 AM |
| | It was a dark foggy night and a full moon was giving off plenty of light as Boney set out on his walk to... | | | |
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UBS_Mom
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| | 10/17/2007 11:03 AM |
| | Mayberry RFD...with Halloween so close, there's be plenty of children to scare.... | | | |
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Newfs
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| | 10/17/2007 2:29 PM |
| | I over heard one of the kids say they were going to walk thru the cemetary, and.... | | | |
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UBS_Mom
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| | 10/17/2007 4:16 PM |
| | there I'll be, and when they least expect it, I'll... | | | |
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lincod
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| | 10/17/2007 9:24 PM |
| | ...jump out from behind a tombstone and touch them with my cold bone fingers and It will scare them so much they will wet their pants and go running home to mommy, screaming like little school girls... | | | |
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srk4cats
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| | 10/17/2007 9:27 PM |
| ARGH! Where did all these ghosts come from? | | | |
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UBS_Mom
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| | 10/17/2007 9:27 PM |
| Boney thoguht what he was about to do would bring him great joy, but sadly, it did not. What Boney wanted was a real friend, someone who could see that "beauty was in the eye of the "boo-holder" (had to do it!  )...
and so, instead of immediately scaring the children and have the smell of urine lingering for the entire night, he... | | | |
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dakota04
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| | 10/18/2007 3:25 AM |
| .....decided to take a midnight stroll to a gravesite five miles away to visit and wake up his old best friend from childhood. His name was Seemore Bones ! He was a big bully in his past life and was grosely disfigured by a rare bone desease Proteus Syndrome. This was the same disease that the Elephant Man developed. The only thing Seemore feared was NOT death but dogs as he was at one time partially dug up by a coyote which left him with one hand! ![](/images/icon_smile_blackeye.gifborder="0") They reminissed and joked of all the fun times bullying and scaring the daylites out of people when all of a sudden.... | | | |
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Lobstah
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| | 10/18/2007 9:00 AM |
| | Boney and Seemore Bones heard a loud yell coming from the new part of the cometary. Just then a coyote ran past them with a rib bone in it's mouth followed by a skeleton with bulging eyes, yelling" I still can't get no respect". They discovered it was Rodney Dangerfield running towards them all a quivering. | | | |
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UBS_Mom
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| | 10/18/2007 11:17 AM |
| | "Jesus, I didn't even know he was dead!" said Boney to his friend Seemore...let's help him out, and so... | | | |
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lincod
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| | 10/18/2007 1:56 PM |
| | "Hey Boney, when you drink something does it just run right through you?" he asked as they were planing a way to get the bone back from the coyote... | | | |
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Brennan
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| | 10/18/2007 2:55 PM |
| | "Thwack!! Thwack!!", was the sudden noise made as golf ball sized rocks fired from the wrist rockets of Billy Wysemheimer and Bob Enapples struck the two skeletons in the skulls, for Billy and Bob had planned to gain revenge this year for past Halloweens. | | | |
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UBS_Mom
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| | 10/18/2007 3:37 PM |
| | "This is the LAST year we spend Halloween in Rickreall," Boney said, gingerly removing the rock from his nasal cavity.... | | | |
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dakota04
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| | 10/18/2007 3:38 PM |
| | ...Boney took it hard and fell to the ground. When the other stone hit Seemore it just richochete off that massive bony structure which grew from his SKULL Billy at this point nearly ran over Bob for fear Seemore would seek revenge! But Seemore was too concerned about his old dead classmate buddy Boney lying there with his head in his hands.... | | | |
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Brennan
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| | 10/18/2007 8:21 PM |
| | ..."Mmmmmoooooooaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnn...", wailed Boney as over behind the big tombstone Bob had tripped the fleeing Billy saying, "Not this year Billy, this year we are going to rattle their bones for all those times they scared us until we.... | | | |
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lincod
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| | 10/19/2007 2:07 AM |
| | ....wet our pants and went running home screaming like little girls. | | | |
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