UBS_Mom
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 | | 09/26/2007 9:41 PM |
| **Handle every situation like a dog**
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If you can't Eat it, Chew it, or Hump it.
**Piss on it and Walk Away.**  | | | |
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allie1964
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Posts:389
| | 09/26/2007 9:46 PM |
| | HAHAHAHAHA
GOOD ONE | | | |
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dakota04
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Posts:249
| | 09/29/2007 12:47 AM |
| | “We the willing, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much, with so little, for so long, we are now qualified to do anything, with nothing.” | | | |
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Newfs
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| | 09/29/2007 6:34 AM |
| | OMG UBS........what a mottoo...... | | | |
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luvzcats
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Posts:280
| | 09/29/2007 7:53 AM |
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Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?  | | | |
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UBS_Mom
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Posts:1928
| | 09/29/2007 8:25 AM |
| | Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together???
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UBS_Mom
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Posts:1928
| | 09/29/2007 8:27 AM |
| | and another thought for the day...
"God Loves You" ...(everyone else thinks you're an a**hole)
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dakota04
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Posts:249
| | 09/29/2007 8:58 AM |
| | Garden Quote:My wife's a water sign. I'm an earth sign.
Together we make mud.
- Rodney Dangerfield | | | |
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dakota04
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Posts:249
| | 09/29/2007 9:06 AM |
| | Garden Quote of the day#2:Gardening requires lots of water - most of it in the form of perspiration. | | | |
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dakota04
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Posts:249
| | 09/29/2007 9:12 AM |
| UBS Mom....lol Talking about holes here is a question and answer...
What gets bigger the more you take away?
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A hole. | | | |
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Brennan
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Posts:492
| | 09/29/2007 8:10 PM |
| | 2 + 2 = 4
really it does, count it on your fingers. | | | |
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UBS_Mom
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Posts:1928
| | 09/30/2007 9:09 AM |
| | Brennan,
you continually astound me with your genius...
"saltwater is the cure for anything...tears, sweat, or the sea"
(words to live by)
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Brennan
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Posts:492
| | 09/30/2007 11:42 AM |
| | Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. | | | |
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dakota04
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Posts:249
| | 09/30/2007 12:14 PM |
| | "What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us"
-Dakota- | | | |
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skyblue
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Posts:402
| | 09/30/2007 5:34 PM |
| | "Cats know how you feel. They just don't care."
(from a refrigerator magnet) | | | |
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labdp
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Posts:385
| | 09/30/2007 6:02 PM |
| | The World is Conspiring in Your Favor - from The Unmistakeable Touch of Grace, Cheryl Richardson | | | |
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UBS_Mom
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Posts:1928
| | 09/30/2007 7:55 PM |
| Everything happens for a reason...just believe  | | | |
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DonnaCast
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Posts:286
| | 10/01/2007 9:49 AM |
| | Hetty Green loved money and her dog. At least the dog returned her devotion.
The Long View, Essay on the history of business,
The Dogs They Loved, by John Steele Gordon , Barron's, Oct. 1, 2007 | | | |
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UBS_Mom
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Posts:1928
| | 10/01/2007 11:32 AM |
| | "Be the kind of person your dog thinks you are" | | | |
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lincod
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| | 10/01/2007 1:45 PM |
| | You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose. | | | |
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